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I had a dream that I was at an audition for Madmen where my character was a seductress. And I must say I looked freakin sexy. Note I’ve never watched an episode in my life.
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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steady-damage-scream-hallelujah:
I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.
“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”
“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”
Adam and Ling-Ling, oh my god.
ling-ling
i cannot
i’m laughing way too hard
My sexual orientation is chinese… I guess you could say i… Follow the Yellow Dick Road
THE BEST PIC ON TUMBLR HAS BEEN FOUND! THE SEARCH IS FUCKING.OVER!
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